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    Monday, June 28th, 2004
    1:23 pm
    If I don't feel like discussing something in my personal life, there is probably good reason for it. I will discuss it when I feel like it. That being said, there are certain people who read this who don't have any sense of decency. Their actions were just stupid and thoughtless. You spend so much time yelling at people to stay out of your life, but the second you can butt into someone else's, you do it without a shred of decency. I have held so much back, but the anger that I feel right now is beyond words. Find your own life before screwing up EVERYONE else's.
    Thank you, I will not be updating anymore.
    Sunday, June 27th, 2004
    5:21 pm
    I am throwing this here because I've spent to much time on the topic on my actual webstie. If you hate what Michael Moore is doing, fine, I don't care, it's an opinion, and you have a right to express it. However, if you do choose to bash on what he is doing, no matter how many facts and figures you bring to the table, everything you say will be ignored the second you make a crack about how fat he is. Every message board is like "Hey, Michael Moore hates America blah blah blah. And he is fat." Seriously. It's annoying. Find something better.
    That is all.
    Friday, June 25th, 2004
    3:52 am
    Thursday, June 24th, 2004
    6:20 pm
    I left my brain inside of my other head
    Everyone loves quiz things! YAY! I put more up on my website, but nobody goes there! So you get this instead! SUCKER!

    The World Is MINE! by Demonac
    Name:
    You will conquer:Kuwait (but you are starting to think it was a bad idea).
    Your title will be:High Priest/Priestess
    You will succeed by:Nuking them.
    Your Enforcers will be:Smart-mouthed Robots (from MST3K).
    Your first act as ruler:Claim to be "bigger than Jesus!"
    (What happened after) Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
    Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!





    The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by Demonac
    Name
    Abused your power byClaiming to be "bigger than Jesus"
    UntilScully and Mulder
    ...Beat you in single combat with their Flying Elbow Drop move.
    And adding insult to injuryYour body doubles and look-alikes all picked that day to call in sick.
    But now, after all that, you areworking at a McDonalds, and putting on weight like a wool blanket in water.
    (How did you conquer?) Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!
    Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
    Monday, June 21st, 2004
    1:40 am
    Bled for Days, I
    I hope to one day find something interesting to put on my actual website. That has been lacking as of late. I feel bad. I love that thing, but you know, these things happen. Sometimes it's just hard to write in a mood you don't feel. Or maybe it is. I should figure that out.

    Anyways, tonight I spent the evening at Jeremy O's new pad. There were a few other people there, and we were celebrating Jeremy's 21st birthday. Nobody got too drunk though. Nate was probably the closest. He kept *almost* taking off his pants, but not quite. We did however put some pillows in a fridge. That was fun. Jeremy will find out later about it. My running joke throughout the night was "you know what would make _____ better? A new bass player." (referring to myself). The punchline came when a kid (I forget his name) was sitting next to his girlfriend, and I said "You know what she needs?" and we both replied with "a new bass player," which is funny because the kid plays bass. Get it?

    God this is stupid. I had some random beverages tonight, and I am really tired, so this is what you get. No, I'm not drunk, far from it in fact, but I was in "chill" mode most all night. It's a good mode.

    EDIT: I updated my site. Guess a good portion of this thing wasn't needed. http://www.onionarmada.com/rants/2004june21.html

    Current Music: Incubus - Mexico
    Sunday, June 20th, 2004
    12:20 pm
    Hi, my name is Grant Pearson. If you have been to Miami lately, you might have met somebody with the same name as me, or at least the same bank account. The troubling thing is that he can't manage money very well and just took all of it out at once. Pity.
    Friday, June 18th, 2004
    4:51 pm
    It smells like!
    I imagine it is hard for most people to get excited over "Jeopardy," but this is really something. Ken Jennings, has just won his 13th straight game. He has now won $440,158, which is more than any other Jeopardy contestant, ever (by a large margain). I know, it's really not that important, but it is still kind of neat.
    12:28 pm
    50 white envelopes
    http://www.livejournal.com/users/marcus132/35205.html
    This is by far one of the most interesting things I have ever seen. And trust me, I've seen some weird things. (Pineapple and Chicken on a pizza! Bizarre!)
    Thursday, June 17th, 2004
    12:34 am
    Poor Dave
    http://www.onionarmada.com/rants/2004june16.html

    Perhaps I'll just use this lj as a link to my website... need another hit... or two...
    Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
    9:29 pm
    Because I have to...



    You are a fat black man eating cereal and watching
    cartoons!


    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?
    brought to you by Quizilla

    For more fun, The TESTS!
    Friday, June 11th, 2004
    4:55 pm
    For those who might care, Jeopardy just had its first ever 8 time champ. He has $266,158 right now. I have nowhere to go with this, I just watch Jeopardy too damn much.
    3:32 am
    In Need Of A Miracle
    http://www.onionarmada.com/rants/2004june11.html. It's that pesky review I mentioned earlier. It's 3:33 right now. I am going to bed!
    Thursday, June 10th, 2004
    3:20 pm
    To Think I Thought
    I will be seeing "The Chronicles Of Riddick" tonight because I am better than you! Check the onion armada for another horribly review written at 2 in the morning.

    On another note, the insides of The River seem to be turning to shit, and I couldn't be more happy that I have nothing to do with it anymore. Perhaps the person in charge will realize that sometimes you have to do things that aren't going to bring in money *cough*collegeworldseries*cough*, but just happen to look good and be part of tradition.
    Maybe one of these days, Eric and I will sit down with Bill and work out our differences. Hopefully it'll all work out.
    Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
    12:31 am
    I think I just gave away the ending
    So, power went out tonight. Yup. There I was, mid-stream, and suddenly, it's pitch black. My bathroom is at a place where very little light can get to it, so even with the door open, I couldn't see much. I had to rely on my instincts to finish up and find the handle to flush.
    So, I went and grabbed my flashlight so I could actually see things. I looked out in the hallway, and indeed, the entire building lost power. But just this building, no other buildings in the complex. Now, from all of the movies I've seen, when things like this happen, something is going down in the building(F.B.I. sting, monsters, etc.), so I decided it best to leave before shit hit the fan.
    I drove around for a bit and then headed over to my good friend Eric's house. Eric's house is the place to be, as he has lots and lots of booze. I didn't partake in as much boozing as everyone else, I just encouraged them to top off their drinks with a little more rum. "Rally and Puke" was the theme tonight, and I was telling people you can't get back to step one without getting to step two first. Born salesman.
    So, now, I'm pretty sure I know who the people are at Eric's house. Cody lives there, and he seems like a swell fellow. Bob live there too, but he never seems to hang around the other people, and he hates Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Travis is Eric's frient. He sucks shit (or so says the note on the fridge). Hoffman is a big guy who likes Resident Evil, and needs to have a beer more often. Then there was some other guy and a girl that I don't remember the names of.
    Man, there is no point to any of this.
    Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
    10:54 am
    Taken from The Daily gRant homepage
    Head Of Femur just got signed to spinART records home of bands like The Pixies and Camper Van Beethoven. Congratulations to them. Now is the time to BUY THEIR ALBUM! Seriously, do it before they are big. Be the guy who liked them first.
    Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
    2:49 am
    Twilight
    I saw Harry Potter 3. I'm special. You can read about it in my review. http://www.onionarmada.com/rants/2004june03.html.

    Keep in mind, as I update this, it is 2:50AM, and I doubt my writing skills are at their greatest. or something.

    Pizzeace.
    Sunday, May 30th, 2004
    11:15 pm
    The rye, or the kaiser?
    Have you seen that Starbuck’s commercial yet? http://www.transbuddha.com/justin/video/funny/StarbucksEyeTiger.mpg is where you should go if you haven’t. Same thing happened to me once. They got my name wrong, kept calling me Roger. Screwed up the beat pretty bad too.
    Thursday, May 27th, 2004
    9:57 pm
    yellow
    Just so you know, tonight I get to watch Soul Plane! Oh yeah! Look for my review later on The Onion Armada site. Nothing like getting paid to watch Snoop Dogg! With Tom Arnold! WOO!

    Oh sweet, I just learned that there are outtakes during the credits!
    Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
    1:23 pm
    Two quick things
    1)I have entirely to many cd's.

    2)More from the archive!

    10-6-03: Comma bitch!
    So one time I was on the Price is Right. True story. It was the greatest experience of my life. See, here's how it went down. I knew well beforehand I was going as a "Happy Gilmore" fan not a "Price is Right" fan, but luckily nobody else realized this. So I was in the audience screaming with everybody else, and I'm guessing they were happy that they had somebody who wasn't white trash on the show so they called me down. Next thing you know I'm doing a pricing game for some range or necklace or something. I don't remember. All I know is that I won because I don't have a mental deficiency unlike the other contestants. So, I ran up on stage and was all like "Sweet dude" and there was Bob Barker. Up close his face looks like Tupperware. It's crazy. But anyway, I knew my purpose, so I grabbed the mic from him and was like "The Price is Wrong, Bitch!" and then started screaming a lot like "AHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHHH" and the audience completely shut up except for my friend Mikey who was all like "Kick his ass, sea bass!" and then I noticed the security guards running towards me so I made my move and slugged Bobby right in the face. The gross thing is that it didn't feel like skin. It felt like dead. I think the Umbrella Corp. got to him long before I did, but I figured "hey, if he's dead already...." so I kept punching him. I got a few good shots in before security got to the stage. I was all like "nooooooo!" and Mikey was like "NOOOOO! Dude! Tell him to stay down!" and I was like "Stay down, bitch!" and through some miracle I managed to kick him in the face before they completely drug me away.

    That was sweet.

    -Grant
    Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
    10:35 pm
    New York is so burned!
    JOSE MADRE!
    Just felt I should link to this. It's the most artsy thing I've ever done.
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